Saudi Arabia's Next Top Model

"Pull my finger."

Happy 60th

There are few nations on Earth which get as much respect from me as the state of Israel.
Now we're talking heartfelt and deep respect. These are a tough, scrappy, resilient people who have had the history of the world dump on them and they clean themselves off and drive on.
I thought my Irish antecedents were tough having Great Britian shit on them for 800 years. How does 800 years stand up to forever?
So Happy Birthday Israel. I don't agree with everything (topic for another day), but I always respect you. You also have such smokin hot women in uniform. Just a reminder of what you're fighting for. I'll salute to that.

Amazing New Diet Solves Developing World's Hunger Crisis and Helps Make Democrats Feel Good About America Again

Hayden takes a bite out of global hunger..
It took teams of doctors, engineers, scientists, and liberal politicians to come close to a working formula to eradicate world hunger. It took the Hollywood intelligentsia and other progressives to make it real through their "feelings."

The solution? Eat the children of the developing world. It cuts down on starving children; Hollywood is in the spotlight by feeling their pain; food stocks do not diminish as rapidly. The best part is the tax and gratuity owed at the end of this meal. They both go toward the fuel surcharge and carbon tax for having the children flown in while they're still fresh. It isn't cheap and only the very well-paid and Hollywood types can afford it so far.
One unnamed Washington spokesman was quoted as saying "this is a very green solution to a global conundrum. And no plastic is involved."
Yes we can!

This Year's Model

Just a silly follow-up to yesterday's blushing adoration of Gina Carano, a.k.a. Crush of American Gladiator fame. Helluva broad.
Today's edition features Monica Carlson, a.k.a. Jet. She was last year's female champion on same said program. Like I mentioned yesterday, I initially perused the program for the flesh.
I caught this American Gladiator revival last summer because I do the rabbit-ears thing. Cable is just an excuse to watch television 24-7 if you're a news junkie (of which I'm guilty). I got this channel rock solid so...
Anyway, there were adorable pixies, loudmouth honeys and buff wannabe-gladiator slayers. Of them all, this pretty lassie, with the stunning profile, kicked major ass. I googled her bio and was not surprised by what I'd found. She really does kick ass. Not just figuratively. I mean that quite literally. Beautiful, intelligent, exquisitely feminine AND brawny.
This one takes the whole MILF concept into the stratosphere.
Sign me up. I'm a believer.
God, I love women. They give us poor men a reason for being.

Sweet Dish

I'll admit to it. I think this Texas broad is smokin hot. It is that kinda sweet, innocent beauty with enough physical power to crush you widdle haid like a grape.

If you have an addiction to attractive women, you may own up to watching one news program over another by sheer virtue of pulchritude presented. Deliver it up but make me slobber while you do it. Fair, right?

It is also true when it comes to the mindless pablum we watch. If one of the programs I like is not available and I just have to watch the brain-suck machine, I choose something dishy of the distaff varietal.

Wellllll.... yesterday I had to get a glimpse of this on American Gladiators. I didn't really care for the show the first time it came around (quite a few years back). I must say that some aspects have not improved much. Other aspects (see above) make me want to grab a glass of bourbon and a sack of onion rings.

MAD COW! MAD COW!

Such a lovely lassie.
Well the judge in the McCartney divorce proceedings just released a preliminary divorce decree.
The shrieking bit.. er, Mills, gets a settlement of $47.5 million and retains custody of their 4-year-old daughter, Beatrice.
Alas, her reputation is in the toilet thanks to her rather disturbing televised outbursts against McCartney. She really is a nasty bit of work. Mills, lost her left leg below the knee after a 1993 motorcycle accident. Who could have known that that was where she kept her decency and dignity.
McCartney gets to keep the bulk of his assets. The court estimated it to be worth approximately $880 million. We all know he is worth every penny. He is a paradigmatic figure.
Living a rather rural life for so long perhaps explains his choice of a second wife. He should have gone for a minx instead of a ruminant,

Whooda Man?

If only...

The Trains Ran on Time

I sat and shuddered. The chill ran up my spine at breakneck speed. It was a moment of satori.
Racism is cool again.
WTF? you're asking. Yup. It seems that a great deal of pundits, prognosticators and letters to the editor are all about the truth to power of Right Rev. Wright and how Obama needs to get a pass on this diatribe issue.
One pundit, a lovely lass from North Carolina stated that "smart, educated people" aren't paying any attention to this when they pull the lever. But there is no elitism here, hmmm?
Another pundit from Indiana was saying how this really doesn't matter in the long run because voters are concerned about the cost of gasoline.
It does not matter that this Right Rev. is a total fucking loon. I've got to admit, I do appreciate the guidance he gave at the National Press Club to those of us who wish to learn Arabic. Snappy expressions and proper pronunciation makes the whole world sing.
Then there was the whole Bell Curve kinda bullshit that he spewed. It would be parody if not for some of the supporters that came out from under their rocks (where they belong) and spewed even more vile rhetoric. For examples of what I'm talking about here, read some of the comments written in response to articles on the subject at hand. Check out some blogs.
It is scary out there.
Now I do not think that Obama is a radical Bell Curve kinda racist. That is the Right Rev's territory. However I think he threw the wrong person under the bus in Philly.
I think Obama has a bias from his life experience just like everybody else. His story is a great American story and it was a struggle that led to success. But his story also should be enough to refute the slapstick, conspiracy theory being bandied about by the Right Rev, his crowd and his ilk.
Obama does need to address this issue because it does matter. Racism is fucked up. It does not matter who is doing the hating. Fucked up. Period.
The man who was raised by his white grandmother and had no problem calling her onto the carpet for her "typical white" fear of black men, needs to call out the ranting, raving and anti-white conspiracy too.
I'll admit. It does bother me some that he was in attendance for all those years and found little to fault. It does bother me some that he claimed that he really didn't know this man was like that until the Right Rev dropped a stink bomb on him. It does bother me some that he brought his children to listen to this hatemonger.
What bothers me greatly is that all the while this talk about the Right Rev and his snappy banter being "taken out of context" was merely a piss-poor ruse. The Rev's soundbites were a pretty accurate portrayal of how he thinks and feels.
What bothers me most was the response of his congregants after the Right Rev says something completely Anti-American and blatantly racist. This is the behavior you'd expect to hear about in a neo-Nazi rally or a Klan march. Those folks think they're all about liberation too.
It was the hooting and hollering of those God-fearing citizens that made me angry. Anti-American political speech should not be met with roaring approval in a church. This is especially true when the comments are about how "the chickens have come home to roost" in that terrorist nation called America - the Sunday after Sept. 11, 2001.
What is worse - the scene of Palestinians in Gaza celebrating en masse on Sept. 11, 2001, or the scene from the pews facing Wright? That shithead has the right to free speech but associating with him should come with a cost.
If Obama wishes to unite Americans, he needs to throw assholes like that under the bus and then drive the damn bus himself.