It is morning in America. We can all breathe again. It is even better than Clinton. Oh boy, I can ride my motorcycle without a helmet. Nothing will ever go wrong now.
I bet I'm not even diabetic anymore.
I heard Obama cures cancer.
There will probably be no need for money anymore.
The government will provide everything I could ever possibly want. Racism is over. Wait, white people are still racist. Nobody else is though.
Hillary will be Secretary of State so there will be no more war. Biological imperative is the old way. We are a new America. We are Sovie...er, sovereign.
Now which line do I get in so I can get mine?
