Now that is an impressive Dong.
The North Korean Taepodong-2 missile is thought to have an intended range of about 4,200 miles which, if true, could reach Alaska or Hawaii.
This satellite photograph, taken this week by the Institute for Science and International Security, shows Kim Jong-il's Dong at the Musudan-ri launch site in northeastern North Korea.
The "rocket" is slated for launch sometime in April. This waiting period clearly exceeds 4 out of 5 doctors recommendation that erections should not exceed 4 hours. Clearly, a "Kim's Gone Wild" video will soon be in the offering.
The White House is monitoring the situation but an unnamed source said that the size of the missile was not very impressive. "You know what they say - once you go SAC..."
