Saturday, January 31, 2009

Getting in Touch with your Inner Bolshevik

“There will be time for them to make profits, and there will be time for them to get bonuses,” Mr. Obama said during an appearance in the Oval Office with Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner. “Now’s not that time. And that’s a message that I intend to send directly to them, I expect Secretary Geithner to send to them.”






He said it.

He really did.

There is a time to make a profit, but time is not now.



We've come a long way from the expression - "The business of America is business."


I have had a problem since day one - Bolshevik wanna-be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know - community organizer. Just like the 1917 Revolution. This may sound extreme to some but then again, the majority of Americans seem pleased that we've nationalized our financial system. Whiffs of Hugo Chavez.

Punish the bourgeoisie. I'm sorry. Unfamiliar with the term. Let me help you. The bourgeoisie are members of the upper or merchant class, whose status or power comes from employment, education, and wealth. It is the class owning the means for producing wealth.

The bourgeoisie is the social class which obtains income from ownership or trade in capital assets, or from commercial activities such as the buying and selling of commodities, wares, and services.

Ah, the clarion bell of class warfare was struck many moons ago, but now it tolls here. The Democrats have been bobbling the clapper for a long time but have only recently banged the shit outta that bell. Whooda thought Castro could get the last laugh?

I mean, really people. When you want a job, do you go to the "noble" homeless guy and give him an application? How about the "noble" welfare mother raising her "fatherless" kids? No you do not. You go to the capitalist who put his or her money on the line and pays out the ass in salary and other government-mandated costs just for the privileged of supporting your lazy, non-productive ass. I mean that in the kindest and gentlest way. Really, I do, you hyper-sensitive dipshit. Get over it. That is why it is called work.

Now Wikipedia describes the relationship thusly - "Marxism sees the proletariat (wage laborers) and bourgeoisie as directly waging an ongoing class struggle, in that capitalists workers and workers try to resist exploitation. This exploitation takes place as follows: the workers, who own no means of production of their own, must seek employment in order to make a living. They get hired by a capitalist and work for him, producing some sort of goods or services. These goods or services then become the property of the capitalist, who sells them and gets a certain amount of money in exchange. Part of this money is used to pay workers' wages, another part is used to pay production costs, and a third part is kept by the capitalist in the form of profit (or surplus value in Marxist terms). Thus the capitalist can earn money by selling the surplus (profit) from the work of his employees without actually doing any work, or in excess of his own work. Marxists argue that new wealth is created through work; therefore, if someone gains wealth that he did not work for, then someone else works and does not receive the full wealth created by his work. In other words, that "someone else" is exploited. In this way, the capitalist might turn a large profit by exploiting workers."

Sounds like a DNC meeting. You see, in communist parlance, everybody is created equal. However, some are more equal than others (party members and their favored lackeys).

This is why a tax cheat becomes head of the Treasury. The chief law enforcement officer thought it was okay for Bill Clinton to pardon terrorist bombers and, the aptly-named, Mr. Rich. What is it about tax cheats that produce nothing the Dems love so much but let a producer "exploit" somebody. Off with his head.
It now appears that the socialism that I have feared has indeed arrived. The irony of all of this is that Sweden, that socialist paradise, has a lower corporate tax rate than the United States. It is also good to note that governmental interference (read social experiment) in the mortgage market was the tipping point for all of this shit-mess we're in right now.
So all of you stupid bastards with your heads buried in the sand, remember that this particular position leaves your ass exposed.
In the immortal words of a PIL song - "This is what you want. This is what you get."

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Seal It With a Kiss

Why does it seem that the media is sooooo surprised that President Obama did his commander-in-chief deal and paid his respects at the Tomb of the Unknowns in Arlington National Cemetery? Why is that? Do they know something we don't? Do they presume facts into evidence by sheer virtue of his being a Democrat?
Sure they do.
Figure out why for yourself.

I also realized this - the new prez does not need his own "Monica Lewinsky." He has the press.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

LIVE FROM PYONGYANG... THE IMMACULATE PERCEPTION




Well, that was interesting. The Coronation went swell. Helluva speech. Too bad the old preacher had to play the stick it in the eye game at the end of whole thing. White. Do what is right. Hmmmm. How did the black guy get elected? Hmmmm.


I was moved by the newly-sworn in president's words. He began graciously by thanking President Bush. He spoke about the troops. Like that. Spoke about how his dad probably wouldn't have been seated in a D.C. eatery a few decades back. Touching stuff. Liked it lots. He said that all Americans need to do their part and take personal responsibility. Great start.


Aretha. Bueno. The quartet was excellent. Wow. What an event. I was a little uncomfortable by the first preacher. He made a mistake by calling Obama's father an immigrant. I thought he was here as a student. Maybe I'm wrong about that. Then the old guy - who undoubtedly had to deal with a lot of undeserved shit in his lifetime - said that white should do right. Black, brown, yellow and red. All good to go. But white... That was a disappointment to an otherwise American celebration. I guess I should feel un-included now.


Was it like North Korea out there? Wow. Or even the opening of the Beijing Olympics with that sea of flogs. But this is what the cult of personality brings to the table. If it makes people grit their teeth and get down to business, I'll survive.


I love the fact that the rest of the world digs it so much. If they didn't, too bad, but they really dig it. The "promise" of America fulfilled. Okay. I'll buy that. The historical significance is not to overlooked. It actually made me feel rather proud that despite some tragic history, a black guy with the middle name of Hussein was just given the oath of office. Oh yeah, Michelle's dress was designed by a Cubana. I'm just sayin. Kinda cool, no? It is just too damned bad that the guy is a socialist. Well, not for him. For us. God help us.


Whatever. The world will be cured by image alone. Can't wait.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

He Are The World

And thus the world was healed. Famine ended. Wars ceased to exist. Disease came to an end. Flowers bloomed everywhere. Still couldn't get rid of Castro, but look at all of the other miracles.

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Road to Ruin...





It has been almost a month since I last posted. No big deal but I always seem to write them in my head and never get down to the mechanics of it. Like with many things in life, follow through is the only measurement that matters. My intentions don't mean shit.
For example, did this guy really intend for famine, flood and...well Four Horsemen kinda shit to happen when he did his Great Leap Forward, Cultural Revolution, etc?
Well, maybe he did. I would initially guess not.
So were all of those who agreed with Chamberlain and his pact with Hitler responsible for Poland, Czechoslovakia etc. being seized by the Nazis. How about those 6 million Jews?
Did Chamberlain's heart in the right place turn out okay?
This list get kinda long and repetitious.
I just got invited to join a group who want to create a cabinet position and new office e of Peace or some such horseshit.
I just get bowled over sometimes by boulder-sized naivete.
Just because some folks were raised in the warm embrace of a loving intact family; raised in a love-preaching kinda religious environment; knowing that freedom and choice are your right as citizens; and so on and so on, doesn't mean the rest of the world has been, or even wants to be. It just ain't so. It comes down to biological imperative and our own human weaknesses. Recognize our place in the food chain first, then tackle the issues at hand. As Lao Tsu once pointed out (I'll paraphrase) "Recognize your place in the food chain first, then tackle the issues at hand." I said I was gonna paraphrase.
What is this all about? It is about all of the "Now the world will get fixed once He becomes the president." It is about "Gee, isn't Hugo Chavez wonderful giving all that aid to the poor?" It is about "Cuba has the best doctors in the world. It beats the U.S. system hands down." It is about "The rich do not pay their fair share. If they did, there would be no financial crisis." It is about" The problem with our education system is it is underfunded."
Once again, the list goes on forever and gets repetitious. The bottom line is - RESULTS MATTER. INTENTIONS DON'T MEAN SHIT! So if the cult of personality which has been hitting our shores like a Third World tidal wave these past few years is any indication, I'd invest in a helmet if I were you.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Government Cheese


It is morning in America. We can all breathe again. It is even better than Clinton. Oh boy, I can ride my motorcycle without a helmet. Nothing will ever go wrong now.
I bet I'm not even diabetic anymore.
I heard Obama cures cancer.
There will probably be no need for money anymore.
The government will provide everything I could ever possibly want. Racism is over. Wait, white people are still racist. Nobody else is though.
Hillary will be Secretary of State so there will be no more war. Biological imperative is the old way. We are a new America. We are Sovie...er, sovereign.
Now which line do I get in so I can get mine?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

cinema verite


Hey Tovarisch, er, Comrade! Just got a letter from a buddy of mine who laments that paradigmatic train wreck that he thinks is before us.
He feels bad because the USSA, er, America is about to become socialized. Think about it. Don't you think that "social" people are nicer? Aren't they more thoughtful? More caring?
Why not let Uncle take care of you? You're not really capable of doing it on your own anyway. You're just not that good at being an adult. Who wouldn't want to go back to being a child anyway? Ah, those carefree days. Remember them?
Face it. You're just not capable or responsible enough. Besides, you'll miss "The View" if you got a job. If it was a night job, "Desperate Housewives" would have to wait.
I know what you're saying - "I have cable and TiVo so I'll catch all my shows regardless." But hey. Who has the time to do both?
Yup. Evil Corporations. I know you have parents and grandparents that say "It is my 401K!" But remember, those retirement accounts are invested heavily with Evil Corporations (aka "the Man"). Don't buy their argument. Anyways, Uncle will take care of them.
Have you ever watched crabs in a boiling pot? No, because that is unusual punishment and crabs are people too. But...if you have, you'll notice that any crab that is close to getting out will be pulled down by the other crabs stuck in the pot. Hey, it's only fair. Why should one get out of the mess. Every single crab should be in the same boat (or hot water). That is all the government wants to do - everyone should suffer equally. It's the American way. It is so universal that we should have people from every shithole, er, nation of significant superior, nature-loving people to come here, legal or not, and join the bandwagon of crabs in the pot. It will be a party.
But here is the bottom line: If you do not vote for Him, you're a racist. No, no, no. I can hear you arguing that he's has "questionable" affiliations. Whether it is a Palestinian terror supporter who wants to destroy Israel or a true-blue(state) American bomber who has blood on his hands, he was a kid when that hap... okay so he supported the Palestinian guy was while in the Senate, who cares? He didn't set any bombs. He just thinks that is must be okay. Free speech, ya know.
It doesn't matter if you're against socialism, you're a racist. You don't like th...you're a racist. The tax issu...you're a racist. You 're bla...you're a rac...Tom.
Remember, we're watching.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

What Color is He?

Alrighty then. Joe the Plumber is now a racist. If you vote against this or that, you're a racist. I've heard it from kids next to my job site - "Are you voting for Obama?" My response was "I don't think so." Their response was "Then you're a racist."
That's it. 'Nuff said. It is either or.
Does color matter? Yes. But not because Obama is black. It is because he is as red as Trotsky. Big government will slowly (or not so slowly) creep toward being "Big Brother." I mean that in the Orwellian sense for those who will condemn that comment as racist.
Read Plato. What happens in the Republic? Ah...

Monday, October 13, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

what is the difference between Barack Obama and a bloody Bolshevik?









Lipstick

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Late to the Party

Well I am several weeks behind schedule and it bothers me. In the middle of what has turned out to be the most exciting political season in my lifetime and I've been mostly silent and on the sidelines. Long story (and aren't they all?)
If you go by the populist rhetoric out there, the race is this: We have the old white guy and the man riding into Jerusalem, er, Washington on an ass, er, the Democratic donkey. The fact that the one candidate is a black man doesn't matter. He has transcended race. So much so that the race is just about 50-50 in a country that is predominantly white with a mere 13 percent of the populace being black. Do not, however, put anything into the fact that more than 90 percent of the black vote will be for Obama. Race doesn't have anything to do with it. Oh, and by the way, if you don't vote for Obama, you're a racist.
Did I get that right?
Listen folks, it is about a Bolshevik versus a liberal Republican. Put all the tasty topping on this that you like, it still socialism on the horizon..

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Isn't It Ironic?

I love the way that David Letterman summarized Obama's VP choice of Sen. Joe Biden. He said "Nothing says Change like a guy who has been in the Senate for 35 years."
Hey. I must admit that the speech given by Michelle Obama at the Dem's was nice. She looked pretty hot too. Sophisticated women always did me in. Don't completely buy the content however.
Then there was "The Great Liberal Lion." Personally, I liked him better in the Wizard of Oz. I feel for his family. I also feel for his victim from decades ago. Never understood how he got away scot free.
Funny. When it comes to this year's election cycle, the Wizard of Oz becomes more and more appropriate an analogy.
Where are my red shoes?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Another Reason I Love Being a Man


Never watched the Olympics much. Well I did watch when it was in Mexico but I was just a wee laddie.
Now I am all grown up and loving volleyball.
U S A! U S A! U S A!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Reasons to Happy About...


being an American.
1# Miss Felix, if you please.
I feel pretty good about being a man too. Is this proof there is a God?