Such a lovely lassie.
Well the judge in the McCartney divorce proceedings just released a preliminary divorce decree.
The shrieking bit.. er, Mills, gets a settlement of $47.5 million and retains custody of their 4-year-old daughter, Beatrice.
Alas, her reputation is in the toilet thanks to her rather disturbing televised outbursts against McCartney. She really is a nasty bit of work. Mills, lost her left leg below the knee after a 1993 motorcycle accident. Who could have known that that was where she kept her decency and dignity.
McCartney gets to keep the bulk of his assets. The court estimated it to be worth approximately $880 million. We all know he is worth every penny. He is a paradigmatic figure.
Living a rather rural life for so long perhaps explains his choice of a second wife. He should have gone for a minx instead of a ruminant,
