Hayden takes a bite out of global hunger..
It took teams of doctors, engineers, scientists, and liberal politicians to come close to a working formula to eradicate world hunger. It took the Hollywood intelligentsia and other progressives to make it real through their "feelings."
The solution? Eat the children of the developing world. It cuts down on starving children; Hollywood is in the spotlight by feeling their pain; food stocks do not diminish as rapidly. The best part is the tax and gratuity owed at the end of this meal. They both go toward the fuel surcharge and carbon tax for having the children flown in while they're still fresh. It isn't cheap and only the very well-paid and Hollywood types can afford it so far.
One unnamed Washington spokesman was quoted as saying "this is a very green solution to a global conundrum. And no plastic is involved."
Yes we can!
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