Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Democrat's Wide Ethical Stance



Hooray for New Jersey!

Not to be outdone by the news of New York's days old new gov announcing that both he and his wife were stepping out all over the place, Jersey Dems can be proud once again. Not to be belittled by the scandal that caused Client Number 9 to leave his office, former NJ Gov. Mc Skeevy rears his head. No pun intended.

According to that purveyor the good life, the New York Post, it appears that Mr. and Mrs. McG loved the tripod life even prior to marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Their driver - no pun intended - who used to engage gears regularly with the couple, blurted out the info . Now McG seems to love the fact that they have been outed. I guess that he feels it puts him in a better light.
Last year, McG, a professor of ETHICS at Kean University, was working on said lighting already. The already divine one was accepted into a Doctor of Divinity program (attempting to make being divine official). He also adopted the Episcopal faith and was pursuing becoming a priest. Insert all the possible jokes, puns and double meanings here!
This is the joke that keeps on giving. It is now the spitter v. Spitzer. When will happen to this man in the end?
The reson I love to jab these pols so much is that I was raised in a typical northeast Democrat family. Hey, we're Irish for God's sake. What else would we be? For Democrats in New Jersey, it almost doesn't matter what you promise, not promise, lie about, whose baby you get caught eating on videotape or when you died. You're gonna get elected with few exceptions.
Just look at that old bastard Frank L. Look back to Gov. Florio. Gov. Cor(ox). Jeez. I gotta take a shower just to wash the slick, glossy sheen offa me.
When it comes to Jersey politics, they keep coming and keep getting elected. I am often reminded of that poetic line by John Lydon: "This is what you want. This is what you get."
I just love seein the paper in the mornin.

1 comment:

zambezi said...

you need to write more often. dont let it go to waste. write volumes and volumes of shit and let your mind free.